iPads = Satan

Hello boys and girls, I've been gone for a while. Why, you ask? Well, if i told you, I'd have to kill you. But in my absence, I've bought myself the new, sleek, fashionable apple iPad, which is really difficult to lift with one hand. Everything that could possibly go wrong is going wrong with this thing and it's starting to get tome, but besides this infernal thing causing my hair to fall out...i can't make those funny little drawings that you see until i get some money to pay for a few apps. To top that off, I was hoping to suddenly become famous over my short leave, but that isn't happening either. Back to the iPad. It really is like an obese iPhone, but it's a really sexy device, and you should totally buy one. Or two. Or maybe five.all in all, this was just a quick update, and as soon as i get everything sorted out I'll write you (anyone who remotely cares about this blog, actually) all a real blog that's actually kind of funny.